Trying to find the beat of my drum...

Guess who got sorted into Slytherin Bb

I’m sure some of you will be looking at this going

But I actually didn’t expect this. As I was doing the sorting quiz I was thinking “I’m gonna be Hufflepuff, I can just feel it” So when the Snake came up I was like

Quickly followed by

So, now, when I walk I’ma gonna be all

Because Shit. Just. Got. Real (On the Internets)

So now … Excuse me while I mentally hunt down Draco fufufufufu

I just really kinda wish that Slytherin still had over a thousand members less than the rest of the houses … I mean come on, how can my teeming elitist attitude be satisfies, if we’re equal in members with the other houses? This simply cannot continue.